Ron Swanson's Words of Wisdom

happinessweareallinittogether:

true love

What a guy.

welcome to the whine and cheese club.

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RON SWANSON’S FIRST VINE

If it doesn’t have blood, we don’t want it.

Ron is the ultimate drinking buddy.

Ron is the ultimate drinking buddy.

what do you think of One Direction?

I wanted to say that for the first 16 years of my life i never ate red meat (there was no actual reason for this). One bite changed all that. I can't believe how much it changed me, I am a much healthier, happy person now.

Red meat is the food of the gods.

Can you define community for me?

Community?

I prefer solitude.

he hates the government. And so as an employee of said government, he’s trying to bring it down from within.
Nick Offerman on Ron Swanson